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W.HQ.U.V

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Description

Forget about boring buildings, rent and bills.
In a world moving as fast as a cheetah on steroids, the ideal designer's premises should be able to catch up with one's needs.



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Main Characteristics:

The mighty Weirdink Headquarters Utility Vehicle can be used as an everyday vehicle, driving you to the grocery store with no hassle at all, while you can keep working on that new project. Discreet and flexible, and empowered with the latest technology available, it features a fully motorized expandable single bed, a large working area comprising of a desk and a hydraulics supported armchair.


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Automating tasks

Fully programmable through the main console, you can wake up and smell the freshly brewed coffee, while its innovative RogerThat (TM)
application can get to work with sorting out any received e-mails to three uniquely distinctive categories:

1)Work for free

2)Underpaid work

3)Work


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Health status monitoring


Moreover, its SickieBuster(TM) detector can thoroughly examine you
and decide whether you really are feverish or you re just pulling its telescoping leg.


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Defensive Systems

Become each and every rip off' s Nemesis simply by using the advanced ShameOnU (TM) ripoff tracker. After carefully scanning
any allegedly similar artwork, the tracker will grand you with the
violator's address and phone number. After this step, you can choose whether you would like to be onboard the W.HQ.U.V during the Nemesis Mode. Freshly made popcorn will be prepared (butter is an option) as you will witness a myriad of different ways in order to
prevent one from doing it again.


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Finally, Pincamo(TM) gives your vehicle a discreet appearance
making blending into urban scenery a piece of cake.
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ExplicitStudios's avatar
amazing good peice :]