Eternal love, flowers and shit.

Ok, Valentine's Day today.
So what?

People say nice mushy things to eachother, buy them flowers and stuff.
So what? Can't smoke 'em, can't eat 'em.

Florists smile today.
So what? I smile averyday.

Let me tell ya. Its a conspiracy. Heh.

Crappy day at the workplace today as well. Couples stuck together like siamese twins try to pick up the bloody tray and sit on the table. You can't do that, pumpkin. Unless you have trained. But how good ya get at it with just a day's practice every damn year?

The point is, folks: Its Valentine's Day today.
So what?


I gotta find me a new shitty dayjob as well. So, help me with your suggestions.
What kinda work should I find?

a) Move to Montana and become a dental floss tycoon

b) Stay here and develop the secret recipe for creating humongous roses I could sell every year on this very day.

c)Develop evil, fireproof marshmellows

d)Become a Jack Russel/Panda crossbreeder and save some eucalyptus trees out there.

e)Accept hypnotism session and work on Valentine's cards design for the rest of my life

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if you read this, thanx. If you cheated and scrolled down, you re a cheeky bugger and i like you more.


to everyone out there, stay safe and don't eat all the chocolate today. Save some for a rainy day.

Thanks again for all your kind words and comments, you know you rule!!!



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PS) now gimmie some sugar, baby.